Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Mr. Swwwaaaaaaaabbbbbeeee ;))

hi there!was browsing thru and i saw you and uhm i was wondering if i could add you?sorry to be straightforward..but i'd really rather do this in person...u know like meet you ...ask for your name , get to know you (which i'd like to actually) but this where i saw you, facebook, guess this will have to do...i really don't do this here obviously..and you can't blame a guy for trying :-)

After reading it I was like WO, WO, WO!! Hold it right there Mister. I have to recall from what movie did I hear this. Hmmmmmmm???? Hahaha!!

Uyy guys, let’s not make fun of the guy’s efforts naman. :P But then again, imagine, he's just requesting to be added to my friends list. Why the blagedi blagedi blah??

So okay setting aside the fact that (a) he is a conio – people who always speak in English, which I don’t like, and (b) he’s not that really attractive, I gave it a thought. I mean, in fairness, the guy has a point. It’s in this context – but this is where I saw you. SNS has already become one of the places to meet people and like he said you can’t blame a guy for trying. Who knows the approach might be different if we had met in person?? But I doubt it’ll happen. After all, it's just my profile pic that deceived him. Hahaha!! Even with the “hitting me as off” feeling in me, I left it in my inbox for girlfriend consultations. Mental pat for me in the back for not being so picky at the onset. Hahaha!!

2 days after in Facebook, I once again came across his message and decided to click on his profile. Actually, his full name quite rings a bell. I was just very busy the past few weeks to remember but I’m sure I’ve heard of it from somewhere. Until I saw this “common friend” feature (facebook, thumbs up to you on this!) and VOILA!! The decision instantly became a no-brainer.

You see, this guy might be really good in journalism and he “MIGHT”, just might, blow me away in a conversation in person but there’s one thing he’s forgetting, it’s what this thing called “Investigative Social Networking”. WO-HO-HO!! Hold it right there Miss! How the hell did you come up with that?? That I don’t know. Hahaha!! But trust me, I’m the expert on that. It’s what I do whenever I see an interesting guy and want to find out information about him. :P Just exactly how can this guy escape the fact that the “friend” that links us is a girl he once dated?? And we’re not talking about a date here that transpired eons ago. It’s something very very recent. As in just last month if I’m not mistaken??

Okay, I may not have all the details as to what happened from the date. I was just updated through her blog and even if we caught up yesterday over donuts the fact that she didn’t elaborate on it is already a sign for me to back off. I can’t help but recall this scene in SATC where Miranda met a guy who also happened to date Carrie way way back. The best friends almost had a quarrel about it when Carrie insisted that once a jerk is always a jerk but Miranda finding him the opposite continued on a second date until she proved it for herself in the end. Disaster!!


I don’t have to waste any effort giving benefit of the doubts to this guy. Decision is final and irrevocable. Hahaha!! I trust my friend’s POV and let’s not forget my first instinct. Hehe. That message can now go straight to deleted items and I posted it here if you guys want to try the lines and see if it works for yourself. Wahaha!! As for me and my girlfriend?? We’ll all just share a laugh about it if we encounter it again in our future convos. Like what she said, of all my stories to her yesterday, absolutely nothing beats those lines she heard from him. PANALO (Winner!) - according to her. Jai-ho!! * clap clap clap * Hahaha!! =))

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Always talking in English? Did you get that just from his message, or he actually called you? :D
Picking up chicks on facebook tst tst.. that's why guys made craigslist.org lol..


Wil

PS you still have to investigate who wrote that song I messaged you on facebook about! it's driving me bonkers.

Anonymous said...

Yeah it's obvious in his message..why don't u do that? hahaha!!

craigslist?? what is it about??

yeah sorry but that video is short..and im not sure its a local artist who sang that..maybe u can message the one who uploaded the vid and ask????

-KC

Anonymous said...

you mean message random chicks about how I think they're hot and it's too bad I met them on facebook 1st? lol. no thx.. i'll stick to live chicks.
www.craigslist.org
the manila version is
http://manila.craigslist.com.ph/w4m/
if you still can't find a date via craigslist, I suggest you join the nunnery.?.. is that even a word lol.

Wil

Nivek said...

Darn, I was going to use that pick up line on you. Oh wait, we're already friends on FB and Friendster - those former Intel employee bonds :) I even had a dream that we met in person and you rejected me because I used a cheesy line like can't blame a guy for trying or something equally as gay.

Oh well, I shouldn't be too harsh since I met my last girlfriend on Facebook...

Anonymous said...

haha! so that's what craigslist is all about? no thanks! :P

-KC

Anonymous said...

nice dream kev!! haha!!

-KC

Anonymous said...

speaking of craigslist, I think someone's been using pics of your brother's gf to try and find dates lol

http://manila.craigslist.com.ph/w4m/1121841042.html

From the pics you've posted, that looks like her.

Wil

Anonymous said...

hi Wil! Yup that's her. That's nothing new. She has a lot of posers in Friendster. I don't know waht will happen to those who will fall for it. Disappointed that she's not really the true owner of that account. :P

Btw, why are you checking that site???

HEhE.

KC

Anonymous said...

haha! hindi.. I use craiglist to buy and sell camera gear lol. After linking you to the dating part, I got curious and looked at the ads. haha.

Wil